‘Horny couch’ from Jeremy Allen White’s Clavin Klein commercial up for grabs online— and it’s free

Would you want the used sofa Jeremy Allen White lounged on in his skivvies? Yes, chef, we would.

One lucky buyer could be the proud owner of the infamous red corduroy couch as seen in the internet-breaking Calvin Klein ad featuring a nearly-naked White. (Although swooners were likely more interested in the buff actor’s washboard abs than the mundane piece of furniture.)

The best part? It will cost an avid superfan $0.

The Facebook Marketplace listing, posted by Kate Krupa, boasted the prized possession, deemed in “fair” condition, as the “hottest seat in town,” and insinuated, in not-so-many words, that the couch was allegedly the very same that appeared in the steamy undergarments advert.

“Long story short, my husband (who works for an agency that works with Facebook) asked me ‘Why don’t you list it on Facebook Marketplace?’ So here it is!” the New York City vendor wrote.

“Know there’s lots of fans out there who’d love to get their hands on it.”

While it’s unclear if the listing is legitimate — The Post has reached out to both Calvin Klein and White’s team — Eater reports that Mojo Supermarket, with which Krupa is apparently affiliated, confirmed that it is the couch.The publication described the piece of furniture as a “horny couch” due to the amorous interest White’s raunchy shoot attracted.

“I think zero [dollars] sounds correct to me,” White, who just scored another Golden Globe for his role as chef Carmen “Carmy” Berzatto in “The Bear,” told TMZ.

The 32-year-old’s viral advert — which has since been half-jokingly deemed a “national landmark” after being debuted a behemoth billboard overlooking Soho — has made women everywhere blush, even Today Show hosts Jenna Bush Hager and Hoda Kotb.

“I’ll have to watch it in privacy just because I don’t want (husband) Henry to know how much I love him,” Hager quipped.

White most recently appeared in “The Iron Claw” alongside Zac Efron, who White called “annoying” for arriving to set with his ripped, wrestling-ready bod.

“I had been training for months, lifting and doing this and doing that and eating more, and I showed up, and I saw him, and I’m like, ‘What is this even for? Why do I even try?’” White joked to Variety.