“Hot Rodent Boyfriends” Are The New Type Of Hot Man, So Let’s Agree On Which Celebs Fit The Label

2024 has already been a big year for “medium attractive” men and it’s only getting better…for the rodent men.

By rodent men, I, of course, mean the new “hot rodent boyfriend” type that’s been circulating.

Here’s a quick breakdown of the typical “hot rodent boyfriend” features people recognize: unkept hair, lanky limbs, an angular face, and smaller eyes.